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not alex (im not alex) July 9, 2025 at 7:31:13 AM

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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Samuel March 17, 2025 at 4:13:35 AM

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garpejio February 16, 2025 at 3:49:40 PM

hello hello, just wanted to come by to your guestbook and properly thank you for your very kind message!! also I think I may need to go play little nightmares now lol

Eli Holliday January 18, 2025 at 7:53:43 PM

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goondawg65 September 4, 2024 at 3:01:39 AM

cherik mpreg is a beautiful thing, charles became pregnant with wanda & pietro soon before they went to cuba. years later pietro (now goes by peter) helps break his father out of jail (erik doesnt know he has kids) and erik and charles [censored] on the plane. charles gets pregnant again with jean. events can go however youd like after and if you wish for the two to have more children charles can give birth to lorna and/or david later down the line.

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pookie September 3, 2024 at 8:05:32 PM

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shovelwithasprout September 2, 2024 at 8:19:27 PM

woah this website is so cool you are so smart and beautiful i bet huh!!! no bias here no way no how!! rose